91cm of power! It's time to crank down your ski size and crank up your après!!! These pure pleasure devices are G.O.D.T.A.M (gravity operated dual tipped all-mountain) equipped for maximum send!
They ain't skis! Ain't snowboards!! Ain't skiboards!!! They're skibladezzz!!!! Your new secrete weapon of choice for doing every trick you wish you were good enough to do on your regular skis, with half the effort, while looking like twice the Jerry!!!
Hold on, I'm not done using exclamation marks yet!!!
Trying to impress the ladies (or bros)? Having trouble getting invited to the après party? Throw on the official Team Skibladezzz Team Jacket and you'll be rolling like a pro sipping bubbly, autographing tatas in the hot tub and lying about the size of your... bladezzz!